Tuesday, November 8, 2022

Donald Trump declares himself Powerball winner

       Late Tuesday afternoon, Donald Trump declared that he, and he alone, has the sole winning Powerball ticket. He pointed to irregularities and delays in holding the drawing as proof that authorities are attempting to steal his lottery win from him. He held up a hand written ticket that he said was purchased online, and offered further proof in that the winning numbers were his "lucky" numbers all his life, and all of his toadies will vouch for that. Trump also made it clear that anyone producing any ticket that claims to be the winner is a fraud and he will sue them.

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